Manliness increased by 2
Dad Humor increased by 5
Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels
Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1
Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2
New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze
North being able to go from caring teammate to brutal killer in 0.2 seconds terrifies me but I honestly don’t know which one I like more.
the original ending of mass effect 3 was the starchild telling shepard the proper way to pronounce gif is ‘jif’ and shepard saying ‘well then i guess i should jo’
*sees spoiler warning for a thing i like* oh no *reads it anyway* shit i’ve been spoiled
My blog is begging for a new layout, but I’m not patient enough.
I’m sorry, webpage, I have failed you. u-u
when will my eyebrows return from war
18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word