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▶ Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!

dusknitemaren:

Manliness increased by 2

Dad Humor increased by 5

Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels

Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1

Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2

New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze

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what-is-north-without-south:

North being able to go from caring teammate to brutal killer in 0.2 seconds terrifies me but I honestly don’t know which one I like more.

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papanorth:

image

best couple hands down

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spicyshimmy:

the original ending of mass effect 3 was the starchild telling shepard the proper way to pronounce gif is ‘jif’ and shepard saying ‘well then i guess i should jo

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lenienna:

*sees spoiler warning for a thing i like* oh no *reads it anyway* shit i’ve been spoiled

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My blog is begging for a new layout, but I’m not patient enough.

I’m sorry, webpage, I have failed you. u-u

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agntmaine:

when will my eyebrows return from war

agntmaine:

when will my eyebrows return from war

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jaclcfrost:

18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word

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the-meta:

ueeyasu:

a thought

A few months after and this only got funnier.

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